there's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
mikeypizzle:

Currently Watching(again): I can definitely say that this is my favorite Zooey movie that takes place in L.A.

My grandmother made me watch this because she wanted to illustrate the power of being positive and allowing things into your life.
I actually really liked the movie and it kind of inspired me to get my shit together and start doing stuff.
I’m gonna start right now by saying yes to sledding.

mikeypizzle:

Currently Watching(again): I can definitely say that this is my favorite Zooey movie that takes place in L.A.

My grandmother made me watch this because she wanted to illustrate the power of being positive and allowing things into your life.

I actually really liked the movie and it kind of inspired me to get my shit together and start doing stuff.

I’m gonna start right now by saying yes to sledding.

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Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity...

mcdavis:

charlieandcolour:

r3d:

baxterp2:

The Rev. Al  Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of  diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of  African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the  black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man  who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black  woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls  everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your  daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as  mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black  women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of  positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr.,  both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed  that cheating with African-American women would help the black community  financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids  and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat  on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own  community.”

[My mom sent this to me uncredited but I guess it came from here.]

omg. why is it that everything has to turn into a racial debate.

Did this really just happen?  Really Al Sharpton?  No, you’re right, this is the right thing to do.  You’re definitely going to gain supporters by being ridiculous and searching for any hint of perceived racism you can.  You’re not going to alienate your own people and make other races resent you.  No, that kinda stuff really makes people like ya.  Yeah, you just go on ahead there.

This is an Onion-esque joke.  Check out the source.

Are you telling me that I need to check sources and facts before I go off on a tangent?  Cause, I just don’t do that sort of thing.

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Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity...

r3d:

baxterp2:

The Rev. Al  Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of  diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of  African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the  black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man  who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black  woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls  everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your  daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as  mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black  women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of  positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr.,  both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed  that cheating with African-American women would help the black community  financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids  and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat  on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own  community.”

[My mom sent this to me uncredited but I guess it came from here.]

omg. why is it that everything has to turn into a racial debate.

Did this really just happen?  Really Al Sharpton?  No, you’re right, this is the right thing to do.  You’re definitely going to gain supporters by being ridiculous and searching for any hint of perceived racism you can.  You’re not going to alienate your own people and make other races resent you.  No, that kinda stuff really makes people like ya.  Yeah, you just go on ahead there.

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Dexter

Just shut your GD mouths about it!  I haven’t seen it yet!!!!!!!!

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Almost every “bisexual” girl I’ve ever known.

(via fuckyeahhipsterkitty)

Almost every “bisexual” girl I’ve ever known.

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lovelesswrists:

Currently watching and CRACKING THE FUCK UP

I don’t get it.  I watched the most recent one (I think?  Flip flip flip adelphia, that one) and I just don’t think it’s funny.  I watched it a couple times to see if it got better or if maybe there is something I’m missing but I haven’t found it yet.

lovelesswrists:

Currently watching and CRACKING THE FUCK UP

I don’t get it.  I watched the most recent one (I think?  Flip flip flip adelphia, that one) and I just don’t think it’s funny.  I watched it a couple times to see if it got better or if maybe there is something I’m missing but I haven’t found it yet.

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I’m gonna tell you guys something that I’ve never told anyone except Danny because he laughs at me when I tell him but its an, “I don’t know what you were smoking but I love you anyway kind of laugh”.
When I was 16 I met a guy.  You may have guessed that the man pictured above is him.  I thought this guy was the beees knees.  Then again, I thought EVERYTHING was the bees knees cause cocaine is a helluvadrug and lets just say that my judgment wasn’t exactly in top form for those couple years.  But the point is, I met this guy and he was 31 and in a band and nice and I was like, whoa man, this guy is cool and I’ve never been in a serious relationship before so maybe we’ll give this guy the go ahead.  We started dating and things were going ok.  Eventually I found out that he was the most arrogant man I HAVE EVER MET, which I totally did not understand because, really, he didn’t have anything to be proud of.  He was the most loser-iest loser on the planet.
So one day we go to our friend’s place as we usually did cause there was always a party goin on.  He was trying to sell tickets to his crappy band’s show which was on a Tuesday night and no one wanted to go.  I mean, no one wants to spend $20 to go see a shitty band at a shitty venue on a Tuesday night.
Meanwhile I’m getting sloshed and didn’t really notice when he disappeared for an hour.  When I finally realized he was gone, I went to look for him and found him in the bedroom, alone, sitting on the floor, crying.  This 31 year old man was crying because no one wanted to go to his show.  He started whining to me, as would a 5 year old boy, about how no one wants to see his band and they all suck and why won’t anyone just buy a ticket?!?
After that I kind of lost interest and broke up with him two weeks later.
This was 7 years ago.  He IMd me about 2 months ago to let me know how he was doing.  This man hasn’t had a girlfriend since we broke up and is still living with his mom and still trying to get his band recognized and still “working” as an IT guy from his home.  He asked me why I broke up with him.  Really?  Really??
Moral of the story: Don’t do cocaine.

I’m gonna tell you guys something that I’ve never told anyone except Danny because he laughs at me when I tell him but its an, “I don’t know what you were smoking but I love you anyway kind of laugh”.

When I was 16 I met a guy.  You may have guessed that the man pictured above is him.  I thought this guy was the beees knees.  Then again, I thought EVERYTHING was the bees knees cause cocaine is a helluvadrug and lets just say that my judgment wasn’t exactly in top form for those couple years.  But the point is, I met this guy and he was 31 and in a band and nice and I was like, whoa man, this guy is cool and I’ve never been in a serious relationship before so maybe we’ll give this guy the go ahead.  We started dating and things were going ok.  Eventually I found out that he was the most arrogant man I HAVE EVER MET, which I totally did not understand because, really, he didn’t have anything to be proud of.  He was the most loser-iest loser on the planet.

So one day we go to our friend’s place as we usually did cause there was always a party goin on.  He was trying to sell tickets to his crappy band’s show which was on a Tuesday night and no one wanted to go.  I mean, no one wants to spend $20 to go see a shitty band at a shitty venue on a Tuesday night.

Meanwhile I’m getting sloshed and didn’t really notice when he disappeared for an hour.  When I finally realized he was gone, I went to look for him and found him in the bedroom, alone, sitting on the floor, crying.  This 31 year old man was crying because no one wanted to go to his show.  He started whining to me, as would a 5 year old boy, about how no one wants to see his band and they all suck and why won’t anyone just buy a ticket?!?

After that I kind of lost interest and broke up with him two weeks later.

This was 7 years ago.  He IMd me about 2 months ago to let me know how he was doing.  This man hasn’t had a girlfriend since we broke up and is still living with his mom and still trying to get his band recognized and still “working” as an IT guy from his home.  He asked me why I broke up with him.  Really?  Really??

Moral of the story: Don’t do cocaine.

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@andie-naz

charlieandcolour:

If these aren’t in your mouth:

WHY AREN’T THESE IN YOUR MOUTH?!?

andie-naz: Quick, hurry! Put ‘em in my mouth!

That’s what she said.

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Allison Weller, KPAX News reporter re: yesterday’s snow storm: “After a few small trickles and showers this year, Missoula finally gets dumped on.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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If these aren’t in your mouth:
WHY AREN’T THESE IN YOUR MOUTH?!?

If these aren’t in your mouth:

WHY AREN’T THESE IN YOUR MOUTH?!?

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We got our first real snow today.  Zoey LOVES it.  Every time we leave the house, she fights to get out the door so she can go run around kicking up snow and biting at it on the ground.

Suddenly, the -13 degree weather we’ve been having all week is kinda worth it.  I mean, we coulda just skipped that part and gotten to the 20 degree weather where its warm enough to snow, but yeah, still pretty worth it.

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Suggestions

So I’m gonna buy a laptop.  Actually, Danny is going to buy me a laptop.  I know most of yalls already have them so I’m requesting some feedback.  I have an idea of a couple that I want but I haven’t talked to anyone who actually owns one to see how its worked for them.

Tell me about your laptops!  What are the pros and cons?

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lovelesswrists:

j1980:

I’m so lost.

I want want want, as I sit here and do nothing nothing nothing.

what is wrong with me and my life.

I have to make some life decisions and soon.  Where do I want to end up.  Get a job you lazy bum.  Figure it all out.

I was thinking montana.

I’m not sure that Montana is the land of opportunity…

Come to New York.

Hey now now, let’s not get all down on Montana.  I mean, this is definitely not where I’m going to be staying but, I was in the same place as the above person when we moved here.  I miss LA more than I ever thought I could but, getting out of there helped me put everything into perspective.  I know what I want, what I need, and how to get it.  What I want is not here, but now I know where to go.

Sometimes getting out of the big city and being totally out of your element is a good thing to do for yourself, it teaches you lots of things.

That being said, save a place for us in NY!  :D

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LA folks,
We’re getting into Union Station at about 10:45pm on the 23rd.  We’re going out to dinner with Matt, Karl and others that night since we only have two days in LA.  We’re probly going to Coral Cafe for nostalgic purposes and to eat as many cheese sticks as possible.  If you would like to join us, let me know.
Mike, I’m lookin at you!  If for no other reason than to see Karl molest you.

LA folks,

We’re getting into Union Station at about 10:45pm on the 23rd.  We’re going out to dinner with Matt, Karl and others that night since we only have two days in LA.  We’re probly going to Coral Cafe for nostalgic purposes and to eat as many cheese sticks as possible.  If you would like to join us, let me know.

Mike, I’m lookin at you!  If for no other reason than to see Karl molest you.

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